The return of the pun ……. One of Americas oldest forms of humor……Hope you enjoy this months lighter side as much as I do.
1. Velcro – what a rip off!
2. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
3. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went Than it dawned on me.
4. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
5. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.I can’t put it down.
6. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
7. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.