The Lighter Side Answers

follow site How well do you think you did on this months Lighter Side? I imagine just like you normally do, not well. But now you got some new material for the month. Laughing big time now. Here are the answers you have been waiting for.

enter 1. What did the bartender say to Charles Dickens?

source url        Answer: Olive or twist?

2. What’s a frog’s favorite soda?

       Answer: Croak-a-Cola.

3. Why was the computer so tired when it got home?

       Answer: Because it had a hard drive.

4. Why couldn’t the pirate remember the alphabet?

       Answer: He always got lost at “C”.

5. How do you make an egg laugh?

       Answer: Tell it a yolk.

6. Why shouldn’t you shower with a Pokemon around?

       Answer: They might Pikachu.

7. What did the llama say when he got kicked off the farm?

       Answer: Alpaca my bags.

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