I would ask how you did, but I know already. Didn’t get more then one of the answers right. Laughing now, the questions sounds so simple, but you don’t have a clue on the right answer.
Don’t feel bad, you are not alone. I am glad that you got a chuckle, a giggle or maybe a belly laugh out of this month’s Lighter Side.
I do hope you read the article above, if not, now go back and learn something about balloons…….
01. Why did Billy go out with a prune?
Answer: Because he couldn’t find a date
02. Why do dragons sleep during the day?
Answer: So they can fight knights
03. What animal has more lives then a cat?
Answer: A frog, it croaks every night
04. Where are otters from?
Answer: Otter space
05. What bagel can fly?
Answer: A plain one.
06. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
07. Where do all the cool mice live?
Answer: In their mousepads!
08. What’s the definition of a will?
Answer: It’s a dead giveaway.