The answers for this months jokes, come from the pit or the crypt can’t remember where. Doctor Frankenstein must have taken part of my brain, without telling me.
What is scary is how many of the jokes you didn’t know. Maybe you will have better luck bobbing for apples on Halloween. Too funny, hope you enjoyed the lighter side this month.
01. What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?
Answer: A guy with very high blood pressure.
02. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween ball?
Answer: Because he had no body to go with!
03. What is witch’s best subject in school?
04. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
Answer: He didn’t have a haunting license.
05. What food is a vampire afraid of?
Answer: A Steak
06. What does a witch use to keep her hair up?
07. What do you call two spiders that just got married?
08. What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
09. What is a vampires favorite fruit?
Answer: A nectarine!
10. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Answer: Because he didn’t have the guts to do it.
11. What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music?
12. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
Answer: For the Boos.
13. Where do most werewolves live?
Answer. In howllywood, California.